Description: When you stub your toe on your nightstand.
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Description: Sluts rule.
Description: It’s the best hole in the world.
Description: Check out this guy, he’s got what you want.
Description: His therapist had great advice.
Description: Have you ever been filled to the brim and still felt empty?
Description: How I’m trying to be.
Description: Let’s dip everything in them.
Description: Watch for bears.
Description: Kiss him.
Description: I can go in any direction.
Description: Rub for luck.
Description: It’s only going to get gayer.
Description: Just bros being bros.
Description: Tell him what to do.
Description: Of course we can be friends.
Description: Everything reminds of him.
Description: Mine!
Description: Love him.
Description: It’s all I think about.
Description: It’s important to have goals.
Description: Where are all the sailors at?
Description: I’m your best friend.
Description: Hey, smell this.
Description: In a fitting room near you.
Description: Do you love them.
Description: Fill em up.
Description: Love is love
Description: Consent is always sexy.
Description: Taste it.
Description: You gotta do what you gotta do.
Description: He’s such a himbo!
Description: Let’s make art!
Description: He’s just a little bossy.
Description: This is how gay men sit in chairs.
Description: It’s always on my mind.