Description: Slay it!
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Description: Yum. Delicious.
Description: Font says, “You nosey little bitch.”
Description: Made up of 100% pure boyfriend.
Description: Fancy your pickle being tickled? You came to the right place.
Description: Woof!
Description: Travel the trail and see what’s up.
Description: It’s time.
Description: Boxers or briefs?... Nah, jockstraps.
Description: Let me look at my calendar.
Description: Bearded and ready!
Description: Make sure it’s the selfie with the best angle.
Description: Beast mode
Description: Do it.
Description: You, yeah you, shut your whore mouth when you’re talking to me!
Description: Daddy is waiting.
Description: Let him eat cake.
Description: Milk it!
Description: Who’s a dirty piggy?
Description: Don’t ya just love daddies?
Description: I’m hot, blow me.
Description: Ya know, I’m just deep in that ho over there.
Description: Stop and smell the flowers.
Description: Stop and smell the pretty flowers.
Description: Love is love.
Description: Deep in that ho over there...
Description: I don’t know about you, but I’m a big dill!
Description: Dragon these balls all over ya face!
Description: You don’t need abs, you need a beard!
Description: On Wednesday’s we wear pink!
Description: Are you ready for some football?
Description: Are you ready for it?
Description: It’s tight!
Description: Are you the perfect bear husband?
Description: Chant after me: “Hot some young guy, hung so low.”
Description: You are perfect!