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Well Bread Card

Description: Have you been buttered?

Tags: bread, bred, play on words, well bred, sex joke

Well Bread Card

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Hey Sailor (Ginger Merman) Card

Description: My name is Arnold, the chubby merman.

Tags: gay, ginger, ginger merman, hey sailor, sailor

Hey Sailor (Ginger Merman) Card

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As if! Card

Description: Ugh!

Tags: back to school, as if, clueless, ugh as if, 90s

As if! Card

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I Like Your Beard Card
Tags: beards, gay, hairy, lgbt

I Like Your Beard Card

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Here for Daddies Card

Description: Where are those hot daddies at?

Tags: daddies, dilf, lgbt, sugar daddy, dads

Here for Daddies Card

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Send Nudes Card

Description: Sometimes you have to be direct to get what you want.

Tags: funny, gay, gay funny, humor, lgbt

Send Nudes Card

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Doggy Style Card

Description: Woof!

Tags: gay, woof, dog, doggy, queer

Doggy Style Card

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Ginger Card
Tags: gay, fetish, gingers, redhead, redhair

Ginger Card

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Jawbreaker Card

Description: When it's more than a mouthful.

Tags: jawbreaker, lgbt, candy, funny, cute

Jawbreaker Card

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Nice C*ck Bro Card

Description: Every dude loves a compliment.

Tags: bi, bisexual, bro, cock, dude

Nice C*ck Bro Card

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No Tan Lines! Card

Description: Sun's out, buns out!

Tags: nude beach, no tan lines, gay, gay beach, suns out

No Tan Lines! Card

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Boy Toy (Popsicles) Card

Description: Toys come in all shapes and sizes.

Tags: boy, boy toy, dad, daddy, daddy kink

Boy Toy (Popsicles) Card

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Bear Tribes Card

Description: Bears, Cubs, and Otters unite!

Tags: bears, otters, cubs, gay otters, gay cubs

Bear Tribes Card

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Freshly Seeded Card

Description: Seeded and happy.

Tags: gay sex, gay hookup, hookup, lgbt, freshly seeded

Freshly Seeded Card

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Cub (Graphic) Card

Description: Cute cubs are all the rage.

Tags: hairy guy, bears, bear, cubs, cub

Cub (Graphic) Card

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Bear (Graphic) Card

Description: Grr!

Tags: hairy guy, hairy, homosexual, bears, bear

Bear (Graphic) Card

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Bear Send Nudes Card

Description: Send them!

Tags: bears, hairy guys, send nudes, otter, cub

Bear Send Nudes Card

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Bear Hugs Card

Description: Have you had your hug today?

Tags: hug, bear hug, gay bears, bears, bear

Bear Hugs Card

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Huge C*ck Card

Description: That's a mighty big bird you got there.

Tags: funny, humor, adult, huge cock, rooster

Huge C*ck Card

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Tongue Punch It Card

Description: You gotta get it wet first.

Tags: queer, lgbt, fetish, lick it, lick

Tongue Punch It Card

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BILF Card

Description: I like your beard. Can I touch it?

Tags: facial hair, menwithbeard, beardquote, manwithbeard, bearded

BILF Card

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Wifi Password? Card

Description: One of life's most important questions.

Tags: wifi, wifi password, humor, gay, cute

Wifi Password? Card

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Haute Mess Card

Description: Hot mess but make it fashion.

Tags: lesbian, lgbt, hotmess, disaster, laugh

Haute Mess Card

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Very Beary Card
Tags: cute, bear, hairy guy, otter, cub

Very Beary Card

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F*ckboy Card

Description: Tell the world.

Tags: fuck boys, lgbt, slut, college, bisexual

F*ckboy Card

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#Thick Card

Description: When you're thick, tell the world.

Tags: plus size, body positivity, thicc, thick thighs, thick thighs save lives

#Thick Card

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Buffy Says Card

Description: Do whay Buffy tells you to do.

Tags: sunnydale, gay, joss whedon, whedonverse, btvs

Buffy Says Card

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Original and Uncut Card

Description: Original

Tags: bi, bi sexual, dude, original, uncut

Original and Uncut Card

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Bow Chicka Bow Wow Card

Description: The words of love.

Tags: humor, adult, gifts for him, funny gifts, bow chicka bow wow

Bow Chicka Bow Wow Card

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Big Load Card

Description: Got a big load?

Tags: humor, funny, adult, lgbtq, guy humor

Big Load Card

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Raw Love Card

Description: Love is raw!

Tags: gay relationships, gay couple, gay relationship, lgbt, gay love

Raw Love Card

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So Beefy Card

Description: Where's the beef?

Tags: muscles, weight lifting, muscle, body builder, gymrat

So Beefy Card

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Skull F*cker Card

Description: Down your throat it goes!

Tags: adult, bj, blow job, blowjob, fuck

Skull F*cker Card

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Beard Bounces Card

Description: Hop on it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Tags: movember, beardedguy, bearded, menwithbeard, gay beard

Beard Bounces Card

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Mustache Rides Card

Description: mustache & beards

Tags: movember

Mustache Rides Card

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Buy Me Pizza Card

Description: Sometimes you just need a slice and for someone to touch your butt.

Tags: gay, pizza slice, booty, food, junk food

Buy Me Pizza Card

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