Description: Let me look at my calendar.
$11.00 $14.00
Description: Bearded and ready!
Description: You, yeah you, shut your whore mouth when you’re talking to me!
Description: Who’s a dirty piggy?
Description: I’m hot, blow me.
Description: Ya know, I’m just deep in that ho over there.
Description: Love is love.
Description: Deep in that ho over there...
Description: I don’t know about you, but I’m a big dill!
Description: Dragon these balls all over ya face!
Description: You don’t need abs, you need a beard!
Description: Are you ready for it?
Description: It’s tight!
Description: Are you the perfect bear husband?
Description: Chant after me: “Hot some young guy, hung so low.”
Description: Collecting kisses and hearts.
Description: He’s sweet, lick him.
Description: A love story...
Description: Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?
Description: I just want my pillow and my bed
Description: Watch out, I’m coming for ya!
Description: Bottom vers, top vers? Versatile is in.
Description: Who's your daddy?
Description: Cute and cuddly otters.
Description: Why be a princess when you can be the Evil Queen!
Description: Don’t you wish you could tell what your cat is saying?
Description: Go on, just a little poke.
Description: Go on, poke him. He likes it.
Description: Who’s a good boy?
Description: Tell the world you’re a dominant top!
Description: Which one do you prefer?
Description: Good boy!
Description: It’s not my fault.
Description: Hop on!
Description: When you have a craving, you have a craving.
Description: Pick your condiments: ketchup, mustard, relish, spooge.