Description: He makes bath time lots of fun.
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Description: I’m ready!
Description: Oh, daddy.
Description: The force is strong in this one.
Description: He’s waiting for you.
Description: I need attention!
Description: Let’s see who can blow the biggest.
Description: Woof! Sometimes you just need a hot hairy guy.
Description: I wanna feel you from the inside.
Description: When songs get stuck in your head.
Description: I really don’t know her.
Description: Just stop.
Description: Meow!
Description: Are you a bear?
Description: You thought I was gonna say, “through his stomach” didn’t ya?
Description: Don’t hate, masturbate
Description: It’s time to perform a certain job.
Description: Daddies are everywhere!
Description: Everyone needs a little romance.
Description: When you’re blessed with both, make sure people know.
Description: You have balls if you’re a fairy.
Description: Stop acting like a dick, just suck on one.
Description: Don’t you hate it when this happens?
Description: Let’s cheer!
Description: It’s perfectly acceptable to not be okay.
Description: These are my favorite jeans.
Description: Are you one?
Description: If you want something, go get it.
Description: You’re about to get bred.
Description: Oink
Description: See you soon...
Description: I’m so bored. Can you just break up with your boyfriend?
Description: He’s tired af.
Description: Pinch it, lick it, love it.
Description: He’s ready, are you?
Description: You’re stressing meowt. Please chill.