Shorts

Description: There’s a mess under his eye.

Description: Blessed be the fruit.

Description: Arnold, the chubby merman and his sidekick, Shebastian.

Description: Hungry?

Description: When you’re cute, you’re cute.

Description: It’s show and tell time.

Description: Hey gurl, hey!

Description: It’s show and tell time.

Description: Your love buff men came from somewhere...

Description: Bare Back

Description: Just send money and I’ll love you long time.

Description: Please fill out an application to see if you qualify to fill the position.

Description: Who’s a big boy?

Description: Come on Bearbie, let's go party!

Description: Why should I listen to you anyway! You’re a virgin who can’t drive.

Description: Who’s a good boy?

Description: I kissed a bear and I liked it. The taste of his furry plump lips.

Description: Thoughts about that ho over there.

Description: Thick and juicy is where it’s at.

Description: Thick thighs save lives and junk in the trunk is where it’s at.

Description: Flowers make everything pretty.

Description: Slay it!

Description: Font says, “You nosey little bitch.”

Description: Fancy your pickle being tickled? You came to the right place.

Description: Woof!

Description: Travel the trail and see what’s up.

Description: It’s time.

Description: Boxers or briefs?... Nah, jockstraps.

Description: Bearded and ready!

Description: Make sure it’s the selfie with the best angle.

Description: Beast mode

Description: Do it.

Description: Daddy is waiting.

Description: Milk it!

Description: Who’s a dirty piggy?

Description: Don’t ya just love daddies?