Shorts

Description: Slay it!

Description: Yum. Delicious.

Description: Font says, “You nosey little bitch.”

Description: Fancy your pickle being tickled? You came to the right place.

Description: Woof!

Description: Travel the trail and see what’s up.

Description: It’s time.

Description: Boxers or briefs?... Nah, jockstraps.

Description: Bearded and ready!

Description: Make sure it’s the selfie with the best angle.

Description: Beast mode

Description: Do it.

Description: Daddy is waiting.

Description: Milk it!

Description: Who’s a dirty piggy?

Description: Don’t ya just love daddies?

Description: I’m hot, blow me.

Description: Ya know, I’m just deep in that ho over there.

Description: Stop and smell the flowers.

Description: Stop and smell the pretty flowers.

Description: Love is love.

Description: Deep in that ho over there...

Description: I don’t know about you, but I’m a big dill!

Description: Dragon these balls all over ya face!

Description: You don’t need abs, you need a beard!

Description: On Wednesday’s we wear pink!

Description: Are you ready for some football?

Description: Are you ready for it?

Description: It’s tight!

Description: Chant after me: “Hot some young guy, hung so low.”

Description: You are perfect!

Description: He’s good with wood.

Description: I’m online now and 0 feet away. Please swipe right.

Description: Collecting kisses and hearts.

Description: He’s sweet, lick him.

Description: A love story...