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Bareback Booty Card

Description: Tell the world you like it raw.

Tags: anal sex, bareback, booty, butt, butt sex

Bareback Booty Card

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Dead Inside (Skeletons) Card

Description: I’m dead inside.

Tags: dead, death, dont care, i dont care, inside

Dead Inside (Skeletons) Card

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Femme Daddy Card

Description: I support all types of daddies.

Tags: dad, daddy, daddy kink, dilf, femme

Femme Daddy Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Kinky Card

Description: Tie me up and do stuff to me.

Tags: bdsm, fetish, gay, kink, latex

Kinky Card

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Butt Stuff Card

Description: You like butt stuff?

Tags: anal, anal sex, butt, butt sex, butt stuff

Butt Stuff Card

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I Need Your Seed Card

Description: Gimme it.

Tags: adult, bisexual, cum, cumming, ejaculate

I Need Your Seed Card

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Gay & Boring Card

Description: Not everyone is filled with excitement.

Tags: bisexual, bored, boring, gay male, gay men

Gay & Boring Card

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Not Today... (Flowers) Card

Description: You’re not getting me today!

Tags: floral, floral design, funny saying, flowers, funny quote

Not Today... (Flowers) Card

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Cute Yacht Card

Description: Ew, David!

Tags: im a cute huge yacht, summer, boat, yacht, schitts creek

Cute Yacht Card

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Turn Me On Card

Description: Hit my power button and see what I can do.

Tags: gaming, videogame, nerd, geek, video game

Turn Me On Card

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Next Thing I Knew... Card

Description: It happened that quick.

Tags: funny, humor, joke, memes, memeshirt

Next Thing I Knew... Card

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Eat Like A Bear Card

Description: Are you a hungry bear?

Tags: feeling cute, bears, pizza, hairy guys, gay bears

Eat Like A Bear Card

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MC (Don’t Know Her) Card

Description: I really have no clue who she is.

Tags: lgbt, queer, pride, diva, gay pride

MC (Don’t Know Her) Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Used Card

Description: He’s been used in more ways than one.

Tags: gay days, lgbtq, fetish, kink, kinky

Used Card

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Queer Pop: Rubber Duckie Card

Description: He makes bath time lots of fun.

Tags: lgbt, gay pride, queer, rubber ducky, rubber duckie

Queer Pop: Rubber Duckie Card

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D*ck Me Down Card

Description: I’m ready!

Tags: dick me down, gay pride, homosexual, homosexuality, lgbt

D*ck Me Down Card

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Serving Dad Looks Card

Description: Oh, daddy.

Tags: dad, daddies, daddy, dads, dilf

Serving Dad Looks Card

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Star Bears Card

Description: The force is strong in this one.

Tags: homosexual, gay pride, gay bears, pride, queer

Star Bears Card

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I’m Ready Card

Description: He’s waiting for you.

Tags: pride, bisexual, im ready, butt, gay booty

I’m Ready Card

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Fairy Attention Card

Description: I need attention!

Tags: need attention, lesbian, gay, lgbt, attention

Fairy Attention Card

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And Blow Card

Description: Let’s see who can blow the biggest.

Tags: lgbtq, gay pride, queer, lgbt, blow

And Blow Card

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Gay Bear Card

Description: Woof! Sometimes you just need a hot hairy guy.

Tags: gay, hairy men, gay bears, gay humor, queer

Gay Bear Card

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Rearrange My Guts Card

Description: I wanna feel you from the inside.

Tags: adult, anal, bi, bisexual, gay funny

Rearrange My Guts Card

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Queer Pop: The Urinal Card

Description: When songs get stuck in your head.

Tags: gay, gay comic, lgbt, gay comics, queer pop

Queer Pop: The Urinal Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Don’t Know Her Card

Description: I really don’t know her.

Tags: gay, gay pride, humor, lgbt, music

Don’t Know Her Card

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Don’t Bro Me Card

Description: Just stop.

Tags: bro, dont, dont bro me, funny saying, lgbt

Don’t Bro Me Card

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Pussy At Play Card

Description: Meow!

Tags: lgbt, lesbian, bisexual, pussy, funny

Pussy At Play Card

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I’m A Bear Card

Description: Are you a bear?

Tags: bear, bears, bisexual, gay bear, gay bear pride

I’m A Bear Card

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The Way To His Heart Card

Description: You thought I was gonna say, “through his stomach” didn’t ya?

Tags: anal, bisexual, funny, gay bottom, gay pride

The Way To His Heart Card

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Don’t Hate... Card

Description: Don’t hate, masturbate

Tags: gay, lgbt, sex, sexual, dont hate masturbate

Don’t Hate... Card

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BJ Card

Description: It’s time to perform a certain job.

Tags: blow job, blowjob, bjs, oral, sex

BJ Card

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Daddy Alert Card

Description: Daddies are everywhere!

Tags: daddy, daddy kink, dilf, gay, gay daddy

Daddy Alert Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Romantic Anal Card

Description: Everyone needs a little romance.

Tags: adult, anal sex, bisexual, butt, butt sex

Romantic Anal Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Big Butt, Bigger Heart Card

Description: When you’re blessed with both, make sure people know.

Tags: booty, butt, butts, gay, heart

Big Butt, Bigger Heart Card

$5.25 $7.50

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It Takes Balls... Card

Description: You have balls if you’re a fairy.

Tags: homosexual, lgbtq, homosexuality, it takes balls to be a fairy, bisexual

It Takes Balls... Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Don’t Be A D*ck Card

Description: Stop acting like a dick, just suck on one.

Tags: pride, funny, gay pride, humor, lgbt

Don’t Be A D*ck Card

$5.25 $7.50

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