Cards

Description: Don’t you hate it when this happens?

Description: Let’s cheer!

Description: It’s perfectly acceptable to not be okay.

Description: These are my favorite jeans.

Description: Are you one?

Description: If you want something, go get it.

Description: You’re about to get bred.

Description: Oink

Description: See you soon...

Description: I’m so bored. Can you just break up with your boyfriend?

Description: He’s tired af.

Description: Pinch it, lick it, love it.

Description: He’s ready, are you?

Description: You’re stressing meowt. Please chill.

Description: Jocks have a way of always making the wearer feel sexy. They support all body types.

Description: When you’re a thot, you’re a thot.

Description: Assume the position!

Description: Bite me!

Description: Be a bad ass with a good ass!

Description: Go on, ask me about it.

Description: It’s just because I don’t want.

Description: Caress it.

Description: World Aids Day

Description: Glitter... it’s the herpes of the craft world!

Description: Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.

Description: It’s freezing out there!

Description: I’m exhausted, bro!

Description: When you’re feeling less than stellar and you just don’t care!

Description: What? You can be both.

Description: I’m your pint sized companion!

Description: Guys with glasses get all the hot gay asses.

Description: He’s so dreamy!

Description: Go on, do what it says!

Description: Such a cute birdie!

Description: I’m the queen!

Description: I love you from the bottom of my butt!