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Sucker Card

Description: Lick that lollipop!

Tags: sucker, suck, lick, suck it, lick it

Sucker Card

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Thot Sauce Card

Description: You got that sauce that everyone wants!

Tags: pun, puns, funny, queer, thots

Thot Sauce Card

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I Don’t Take Criticism Card

Description: Just gimme your money!

Tags: credit card, credit cards, criticism, dont care, funny

I Don’t Take Criticism Card

$5.25 $7.50

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So Satisfying Card

Description: When it’s good, it’s good!

Tags: content, gay, happiness, happy, lifestyle

So Satisfying Card

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Okayest Life Card

Description: Just out here doing the best I can!

Tags: im doing ok, okay, living my okayest life, ok, cute

Okayest Life Card

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I Need Space Card

Description: Just gimme some space. I love space!

Tags: astroid, astronaut, galaxy, i need my space, i need some space

I Need Space Card

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No One Ready (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: You’ve had hours to prepare!

Tags: quotes, why is no one ready, pop culture, gay, miranda priestly

No One Ready (Simply Nasty) Card

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Have Receipts (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: Don’t come at me! I have the receipts!

Tags: attitude, clapback sarcastic saying, funny saying, gay, humor

Have Receipts (Simply Nasty) Card

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Byeee Card

Description: So long suckers!

Tags: boy bye, gay, goodbye, humor, lgbt

Byeee Card

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It’s Too Peopley Card

Description: Let’s stay in bed.

Tags: awkward, bookworm, geek, homebody, introverted

It’s Too Peopley Card

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Free hugs... Card

Description: Aww, let me hug you!

Tags: butt grabs, hug, hugs, queer, lgbt

Free hugs... Card

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Call Me Daddy Card

Description: Serving dad looks...

Tags: call me daddy, daddies, daddy, daddy kink, gay daddy

Call Me Daddy Card

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Ray of Sunshine (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: I’m sooo happy!

Tags: grumpy, humor, monday, moody, sarcasm

Ray of Sunshine (Simply Nasty) Card

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XO Card

Description: Hugs and kisses

Tags: cute, gay, hugs and kisses, lgbt, love

XO Card

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Spilling Tea Card

Description: Stand back! The tea is about to spill!

Tags: spilling tea, talking, lgbt, queer, gay

Spilling Tea Card

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Can’t Host Card

Description: You’re just a top who can’t host.

Tags: clap back, lgbt, you cant host, lgbt funny, queer

Can’t Host Card

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Cruel (Inktober) Card

Description: Don’t be cruel!

Tags: muscle, bear, muscles, nipples, hairy guys

Cruel (Inktober) Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Exhausted (Inktober) Card

Description: He’s beary exhausted.

Tags: tired, sleepy, inktober, bear pride, tpinktober

Exhausted (Inktober) Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Sweatpants... Card

Description: It’s a definite mood!

Tags: gay, i love sweatpants, lgbt, mean girls quotes, october 3rd

Sweatpants... Card

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So Fetch Card

Description: That’s so fetch!

Tags: fetch, gay, gretchen weiners, lgbt, mean girls quotes

So Fetch Card

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Too Gay... Card

Description: When you’re just too gay to function!

Tags: cady heron, gay, gay pride, janis ian, lgbt

Too Gay... Card

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You Can’t Sit With Us! Card

Description: Just can’t!

Tags: october 3rd, you cant sit with us, mean girls quotes, boo you whore, regina george

You Can’t Sit With Us! Card

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Baby Prostitute Card

Description: You smell like one.

Tags: boo you whore, cady heron, gay, janis ian, lgbt

Baby Prostitute Card

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Hung Guys Wear... Card

Description: Only the manliest of men wear pink!

Tags: bca, breast cancer, breast cancer awareness, breast cancer support, gay

Hung Guys Wear... Card

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Poisonous (Inktober) Card

Description: That boy is poison!

Tags: halloween, ink, poison, poisonous, lgbt

Poisonous (Inktober) Card

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Excited Elephant Card

Description: He’s a little squirter.

Tags: adult, bisexual, cum, cute, elephant

Excited Elephant Card

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I Like It Raw Card

Description: Don’t ya just love sushi?

Tags: cute sushi, food, gay, happy sushi, japan

I Like It Raw Card

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Accepting D Appointments Card

Description: I’m wide open.

Tags: queer, lgbt, appointments, appointment, appointment setter

Accepting D Appointments Card

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Peek A Boo Booty Card

Description: Sneek Peek.

Tags: peach, bottom, gay bottom, peek a boo, butt

Peek A Boo Booty Card

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Thicc Card

Description: Thick af!

Tags: body positive, body positivity, gay, lgbt, plus size

Thicc Card

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Beardiful (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: You’re beardiful and you know it!

Tags: simply nasty, beardedman, beardedguy, beardedmen, manwithbeard

Beardiful (Simply Nasty) Card

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Hot Mess Express Card

Description: All aboard!

Tags: disaster, queer, lgbt, express, choo choo

Hot Mess Express Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Pup (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: Who’s a good boy?

Tags: bdsm, dog, fetish, gay, human pup

Pup (Simply Nasty) Card

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Seed Me (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: I’m ready!

Tags: adult, bisexual, breed, breed me, gay pride

Seed Me (Simply Nasty) Card

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The Breakfast Club Card

Description: Let’s go for breakfast.

Tags: back to college, back to school, the jock, the nerd, gay

The Breakfast Club Card

$5.25 $7.50

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Like a Unicorn (Simply Nasty) Card

Description: See my pretty horn?

Tags: bi, bisexual, gay, horny, humor

Like a Unicorn (Simply Nasty) Card

$5.25 $7.50

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